jalex5eva:

fun story

when i met all time low on saturday my friend hayley gave jack a chocolate heart and said

“will you be my alentine”

and he was like “what”

and she replied

“you can have the ‘v’ later”

the look on his face is one i will never forget 

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multipack:

can bob the builder fix my grades

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grimybear:

the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry

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beerito:

is your name joke because i dont get you

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merthurianslashlegends:

dirku:

accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent

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accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent

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anitawanttostarve:

This is what my parents are thinking about my bulimia! @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/VTqdSe

anitawanttostarve:

This is what my parents are thinking about my bulimia!
@weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/VTqdSe

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thnksfrthbttfck:

some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

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nickelode0n:

[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]

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zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

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